It is only fair to write a guide for the women in this hobby too!! I wrote one for the them....now to tell women how to be an asshole and get rid of the client that just wont go away.
1. Give him a horrible bj...better yer, none at all!! This is a surefire way to have him never see you again!
2. Tell him you love him like no other man you have met in your life.
3. The condom broke....DADDY!!!!!!
4. The tests came back positive.
5. Tell him all sorts of weird things about youself. Make stuff up if you have to. Tell him how much you want to be accepted for who you really are, how lonely you are and when you are nervous you tweeze your chin hairs. Whatever it takes to convince him you are just too weird to be around.
6. Act like a drunk cokehead when you two are out in public together. Be loud in public, get wasted and announce to the world that you are a hooker...and the man beside you is paying for EVERYTHING!!. also say he is the one who supplied the "party favors"..and will cut you a good deal if you buy from him.
7. Send him at least five emails a da. The max per day is ten though. Talk about nothing and everything. Act bitchy in one email and then send another one immediately apologizing. Send him another email demanding an answer followed by one saying nevermind the previous email. Never call, always email. This works especially if someone is glued to their inbox all damn day.
8. If he starts to act like as though he has a real interest in you then show a "real" interest in him! You will be accused of acting like you think of him as a boyfriend but he will quickly disappear. (warning, you will also be accused of acting psycho)
9. Ask for "real" help. Tell him you need bail money or you just got evicted and need a place to live. You will never hear from him again. LOL.
10. Act jealous. This is the easiest way to start drama, thus getting a guy to leave you alone.
For bonus points...act clingy. Act like he is the only true friend you have...and when he finally does tell you its over, be the uber professional bitch you really are!! lol.
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