Summer is almost here in NYC. Baseball season has (finally) started, trees have leaves, pollen has clogged my pores....hooray. The weather in NYC is a fickle beast. One day it is hot as a June day, the next it is cold as February. I do not try to understand this...I just go with the flow and hope I do not catch a darn summer cold.
With the arrival of warmer weather comes the desire to walk the streets naked. Yes, you read correct. Walk the streets naked. I am one who does not like the heat. I like a cool breeze blowing across my skin. I actually prefer darn near sub zero temperatures. I am the crazy who leaves windows wide open during the winter. Heat is for those who like to pay a heating bill. My philosophy is this...it is easier to warm up than it is to cool down. Ta da!! I win a prize for my logic!! It makes perfect sense!!
The heat also brings out the crazies...boy am I in the perfect location for that!!! I look forward to my first summer here in NYC. I can almost promise you I will see at least one naked person in Times Square. Someone WILL run across Broadway and West 34th butt naked. Someone's breast will pop out of a bra. Fights will be INSANE as the price of gas rise and tempers flare. I do not wish for a bloody summer...but it will be an interesting one.
This is why I plan on traveling to LA when I need to escape. Hee hee.
Stay cool everyone!!
