This is for the men and women in this industry. Sometimes we meet someone and sparks fly. She is single, he is single, there is chemistry, mutual attraction, lines may become blurred. There comes a time when the chemistry fades and you want to move on...but how? You can do it politely and professionally....OR you can be a complete asshole. The method you choose depends on what type of character the other person is. You also have to ask yourself if you want this connection to be completely burned. I have compiled a list for men and women on how to break up with someone....asshole style.
For the Men:
1. Tell her you love her, want to marry her and make an honest woman out of her.
2. Tell her you just lost your job and would love to still see her.
3. Ask for a freebie after the first date. Don't try to be slick about it. Just ask outright
4. Tell her your parents/kids would love to meet her. Have your kids call her "Daddy's Special Friend"
5. Insist on the fact that she loves you and wants to be with you....even though she had told you repeatedly that is not the case. Her actions also prove her case...but ignore all that. You are in the right, she is in the wrong. Twist all her words in any conversation. Make sure you make her feel stupid and inferior even when she asks an innocent question (like, if she asks you how your day is going, tell her its going to hell but you dont need her to boost your ego today.) Let her know she is trying to trap you and you dont appreciate that. Never compliment her, always put her down. Everything she says is an attempt to make you her boyfriend.
6. Tell her the tests came back positive.
7. Tell her all your character flaws in an attempt to get her to open up to you. Tell her the sob stories, yadda yadda. Do this for every conversation/email/IM you tow exchange. When she finally opens up to you, cut her off, call her delusional and tell her that you cant handle her drama.
8. Ask for her real name. If she won't give you her real name, tell her she is cut off. No more drugs, no more extra gifts, no more money.
9. Act possessive when you two are together. Act upset when she greets another man or isnt't completely focused on you. At the same time, you are to greet every woman you know with a wink, a smack on the ass and explain to your "date" that you like providers. This is what you do. (double standard type thing)
10. Give her really bad sex. Horrible. A chick can only take so much faking it. Don't get her off, don't pleasure her in any way. Promise her sexual fantasies come true and never fulfill them. She will get tired of the bullshit eventually. Make sure you havent showered in a couple days when you see her. Add stank breath for bonus points.
Do any of these and you will have that provider running from you!! for ever!! lol.
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